another thing on icarly

This one is really good because it hapend on one of the episodes

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  You guys saw me on my little sister's web show (iCarly) tonight, but you didn't see what happened later, after the show. The BIG sign that Freddie and I made WENT CRAZY and caused 29 car crashes, so I was running away when these two cops GRABBED ME and put me in handcuffs. I wasn't officially "arrested," but the cops were really mad. See, when the sign went crazy, it spelled Pee On Carl -- and one of the cops was NAMED Carl! Talk about bad luck. Anyway, they brought me home and took the handcuffs off me. But here's the weird thing...I asked the cop (Carl) for some lotion because the handcuffs made my wrists hurt. Officer Carl said he didn't have any lotion. But then he came back in and showed me he DID have lotion...WHICH HE REFUSED TO LET ME USE! What is up with that? And even WORSE, it was CUCUMBER-MELON lotion, which is, like, the BEST LOTION of all. Why would Officer Carl TEASE ME by showing me that awesome lotion -- even letting me SNIFF IT -- and then not give it to me? How lame is that? Oh yeah, remember when I stepped on my taco? I went back the next day and took a picture of it! Here it is:
  Many Reasons Why I Do NOT like Officer Carl
  He smells like onion rings.
  He didn't care about the taco I stepped on.
  He put handcuffs on me (which kinda hurt).
  He has long nose hairs (I suggested he trim them, but he just gave me a dirty look).
  He didn't share his lotion with me.
  He hates big signs that light up.
  He does not like sculptures.
  His police car was not comfortable.
  He kept bragging about his nightstick.
  When he was driving me home, he refused to stop at Inside Out Burger.
  He thinks vegetables are better than pizza (yeah, RIGHT).
  He got super mad when I called him a "police woman."
  He wouldn't let me play with the siren in his police car.
  isn't that lol

www.icarly.com

Ok, ok, I know that this is a tv show on nickalodein (sorry I don't know how to spell it) but it's a reall websit with lol videos that makes you want to cry from laughing so hard. So click on the purple www.icarly.com thingie

So this is a letter sent to rudolph the red nose raindeer from her older brother Spencer:

"Dear Rudolph,
I am making a sculpture of you. It will be made out of fudge. I'm using a special nutless Fudge (which contains no nuts). When the sculpture is done, the red nose will LIGHT UP and everything. Anyway, since I am making a sculpture of you, I feel I should know more about you, as a deer. I realize it's the Christmas season, but if you can find some time, please respond to my questions below:

Question #1: What do you do the other 364 days of the year?

Question #2: Why doesn't Santa simply buy a new sleigh with lights on it, so he can leave you alone?

Question #3: Do your friends call you Rudy? Does anyone call you "Rudy-Roo-Roo?"

Question #4: How do you remember where every boy and girl lives? (Seriously, that's a lot of people.)

Question #5: Are you friends with other famous animals, like, maybe the pig from that pig movie? If you are, would you eat bacon in front of your pig friend? Question #6: When you go to sleep, do you turn your nose off? How? Does it have a wireless remote?

Question #7: Back to your pig friend (if he is your friend). If you and your pig friend were stranded on an deserted island, and you started to get very hungry, would you eat your pig friend? If so, how would you explain this to him before you ate him?

Question #8: What happens to your red nose when you sneeze? Do you get an electric shock? Does your snot (a.k.a. mucus) glow red? Have you ever sneezed on your pig friend?

Question #9: How often do you have to change your nose-bulb? And where do you buy nose-bulbs? Do you order them online?

Question #10: If you ate your pig friend, do you think it would end the friendship?Thank you. If you answer all my questions, I will send you 9 ounces of nutless fudge.Sincerely,--SpencerPS: Tell Santa I'd really like to get a guitar video game for Christmas! With an extra guitar, please. "

Isn't that lol and he is 21 years old

Merry Christmas every one

Freezzing Snow

Brrrrrrr right now it is snowing yah the cold poudered shuger that lets us make snowmen, have snowball fights, and iglues.

ahhhh I love the snow because you can cuttle up in a blanket drink some chi, and wach some Cristmas classics. Have ya'll gotten snow yet? right now mom just put on some Christmas music and my toes hurt from being so cold. I Can't wahait untill Christmas.

Last year on Valentins day we were snowed in for three days.It was fun but I couldn't go outside because I didn't have good snow boots but I did any way althow I was verry cold I used my nice boots.

I love yall and miss yall